Date: Tue, 30 Apr 1996 15:15:40 -0700 From: Christian Reisch To: synth@swcp.com Subject: [Fwd: TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS] Organization: ISCF X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0b3 (X11; I; SunOS 5.4 sun4m) MIME-Version: 1.0 Received: by seattle (8.6.9) with ESMTP id MAA01776; Tue, 30 Apr 1996 12:37:38 -0700 Received: by elroy.mv.us.adobe.com; id MAA00611; Tue, 30 Apr 1996 12:39:47 -0700 Date: Tue, 30 Apr 1996 12:39:47 -0700 From: gorndorf (Graham Orndorff) Message-Id: <199604301939.MAA00611@elroy.mv.us.adobe.com> To: 6, ambuctel@wildflower.com, angela@cygnus.com, pato@widomaker.com, phess, sasha@wildflower.com Subject: TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS Date: Tue, 30 Apr 96 11:14:40 EDT From: Eva Subject: TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (WITH COMMENTARY) To: Pamela Overall , Graham Orndorff , , "Fitzgerald, Jean - A" Status: R *** Resending note of 04/30/96 11:08 > TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (WITH COMMENTARY) > > #10- Tweety Bird- You know there's a problem when every single kid roots > for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of humor. No > personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling. I knew kids > like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the front of the > bus, and got me in trouble. > > #9- Grape Ape- A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name. And > he does so non-stop for a half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and > Goliath covet their neighbor's model airplane." > > #8- Olive Oyl- Am I the only one out there who thought this was one lady > NOT worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode! She > talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap hat. > Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better! Plus Olive can never > decide if she wants to date that jerk Bluto or not. The girl is just > bad news. > > #7- Petunia Pig- Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? She was a real > zero. What was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good? Come > on, who did they think they're fooling. We all know Porky is gay. > > #6- Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers- What were they thinking? Were > they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And how come > every cartoon teenager plays in a crumby rock band? An awful -and > thankfully shortlived- idea. > > #5- Pepe LePew- Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual harassment? > Let's take a good look at this character; a horny, rapist skunk who's > attracted to other species! NOT good for the kids. Plus, worse still, > he's French. > > #4- Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats- How weak was this "Fred" > clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I knew > Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine. Let me > tell you something...you're no Fred. > > #3- Zan and Zana, the Wondertwins- How many times do we have to say it? > Leave the crimefighting to the professionals! "Form of... an idiot!" > They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a long time ago. > There's no room for dead weight in this game. > > #2- Kazoo, from the Flintstones- It's like "Hmmm, a miniature, green > spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a stretch. > I know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I get a drug > test from Hanna Barbara, please? > > #1- Scrappy Doo- And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy ruined > Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of > Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's > too upsetting. Zoink! fredlet 'forwards removed' green fredlet@sirius.com fredlet@macromedia.com http://www.sirius.com/~fredlet