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From: Paul Caskey <pcaskey@swcp.com>
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To: wanqui-boys@swcp.com (The Tech Kids)
Subject: [tom@rsgis4.tamu.edu: FW: Biscuit-brains (fwd)]
Status: RO


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>     My friend Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
>     and while she was there she went to the store.   She parked the car
>     in the parking lot, next to a car with a woman sitting in it with
>     her eyes closed and her hands behind her head.   This woman looked
>     odd to Linda, but she figured she must be sleeping.  When Linda came
>     out a little while later, she saw the same woman in her car, with her
>     eyes open, but her hands still behind her head.  The woman looked very
>     strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said, "Are you okay?" and
>     the woman said, "I have been shot in the head, and I am holding my
>     brains in."  Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store
>     and the supermarket called the paramedics.  They had to break into the
>     car because the door was locked.  When they got in the car, they found
>     that she had bread dough on the back of her head, in her hands.
>
>     Apparently, a pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded in the heat of
>     the car and hit her in the back of the head, making a loud explosion
>     like that of a gun shot.  When she went back to feel what it was, she
>     felt the dough and thought it was her brains.  She passed out from
>     fear at first, and then attempted to keep her brains in.

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